Saturday, June 21, 2003

The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script

Great stuff from Rod Hilton (via Jamie Zawinski):

            KEANU REEVES

Who are you?

           THE EXPLAINER

I am The Explainer.  I designed the

matrix screenplay.  Unable to

decently explain the convoluted plot

well, I have resorted to putting

myself here in the final act and

having you ask all of the questions

the audience wants to ask.

     (dramatic pause)

You must begin by asking your own

questions then gradually switch to

asking those of the audience, in

order to not make this scene any

more awkward than it already is. 

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