{"id":524,"date":"2003-06-21T15:24:27","date_gmt":"2003-06-21T19:24:27","guid":{"rendered":"\/?p=524"},"modified":"-0001-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"-0001-11-30T04:00:00","slug":"the_matrix_reloaded_the_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/21\/the_matrix_reloaded_the_a\/","title":{"rendered":"The Matrix Reloaded: The Abridged Script"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\n\n<a href=\"http:\/\/ter.air0day.com\/index.php?script=matrixreloaded\">Great stuff<\/a> from Rod Hilton (via <a href=\"http:\/\/www.livejournal.com\/users\/jwz\/214577.html\">Jamie Zawinski<\/a>):\n\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote cite=\"http:\/\/ter.air0day.com\/index.php?script=matrixreloaded\">\n\n<pre>\n\n            KEANU REEVES\n\nWho are you?\n\n\n\n           THE EXPLAINER\n\nI am The Explainer.  I designed the\n\nmatrix screenplay.  Unable to\n\ndecently explain the convoluted plot\n\nwell, I have resorted to putting\n\nmyself here in the final act and\n\nhaving you ask all of the questions\n\nthe audience wants to ask.\n\n     (dramatic pause)\n\nYou must begin by asking your own\n\nquestions then gradually switch to\n\nasking those of the audience, in\n\norder to not make this scene any\n\nmore awkward than it already is. \n\n<\/pre>\n\n<\/blockquote>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Great stuff from Rod Hilton (via Jamie Zawinski): KEANU REEVES Who are you? THE EXPLAINER I am The Explainer. I designed the matrix screenplay. Unable to decently explain the convoluted plot well, I have resorted to putting myself here in the final act and having you ask all of the questions the audience wants to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"apple_news_api_created_at":"","apple_news_api_id":"","apple_news_api_modified_at":"","apple_news_api_revision":"","apple_news_api_share_url":"","apple_news_coverimage":0,"apple_news_coverimage_caption":"","apple_news_is_hidden":false,"apple_news_is_paid":false,"apple_news_is_preview":false,"apple_news_is_sponsored":false,"apple_news_maturity_rating":"","apple_news_metadata":"\"\"","apple_news_pullquote":"","apple_news_pullquote_position":"","apple_news_slug":"","apple_news_sections":"\"\"","apple_news_suppress_video_url":false,"apple_news_use_image_component":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-524","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-culture"],"apple_news_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=524"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/524\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=524"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=524"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mjtsai.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=524"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}